Sunday, April 16, 2006

Why Aren't People Dogs?

Handy Fact

Why aren't people dogs? he said & I said because we can pick up newspapers with our hands & that made sense to him.

~Brian Andreas~

'Cause sometimes it's good just not to think so hard. I had to explain to the furniture store manager trying to schedule a delivery for me that it couldn't be during the workday 'cause I wouldn't be home. He asked if I had someone to sign on my behalf, and I told him that my kitty was willing, but that since she doesn't have opposable thumbs, holding the pen was always a problem. He said he saw on Animal Planet that you can teach animals pretty much anything. I agreed, but then said I didn't think it could happen by Tuesday. He laughed a lot, and then made other arrangements.